photos: NUDE lady robbs a casino in broad day light

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed... "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed...

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know. I thought you were watching."

#FUNKY JOKES

LOL: SEE Naija Black Jesus [PHOTO]

This jesus was seen around ebutte metta area, Lagos. Lmao

Beggar turns passengers manhood to Money (photo)

One day in a public transport, one of the passengers in the bus ditched out some amount of money to a beggar outside the bus. Some few minutes later, the man suddenly screamed, "My penis! It's disappeared!"

Everybody in the bus horrified by the man's predicament, figured the beggar was responsible.

photo: Demon posses pastor after delivering a church member

A pastor was praying for a demon-possessed man. He shouted, "In the name of Jesus, what do you want from this Man?! Speak! Before I cast you out into the lake of fire!

The demon in the man said, "I want him to win the National Lottery Draw worth 200million naira tonight."

The pastor subtly lowered the microphone and whispered, "Get out of him and enter into me."

Man destroys android TV b'cos wife frustrates him........

Hmmmm...WOMEN! Watching Football with
girls can be very stressful...Imagine
this:
Girl : Austin, who's that guy. Is that Chris Brown?
Boy: Chris gini No na, that's Theo Walcott!!
Girl: Hey! What's that yellow card for?

Akpos joke (i'm coming to see you........)

AKPOS: I’m coming to see you honey.

GIRL: Alright baby.

AKPOS: I love you, I can’t wait to see you…I’m getting ready to leave now.

GIRL: Okay but honey, I’m on my period, just letting you know in-case.

Best porn movie ever released by Nigerian students

i don't know where these students learn this from but they are far better than some porn stars, this was done with a digital camera unlike the usual phone leaks Nigerains are fonf of seeing, See pics & video below (+180).......

This forbidden fruit Eve gave Adam (picture)

What kind of fruit is this? Could it be the forbidden fruit?